when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
10 things i hate about you
13 going on 30
17 again
27 dresses
30 days of night
30 minutes or less
50/50
50 first dates
(500) days of summer
another cinderella story (selena gomez)
a cinderella story (lucy hale)
artificial intelligence
bad teacher
beastly
bridesmaids
bride wars
captain america
castaway
the change-up
clash of the titans
click
cloudy with a chance of meatballs
coraline
corpse bride
crazy, stupid, love
despicable me
devil wears prada
due date
dude wheres my car?
drive
easy a
enchanted
fast five
footloose
fired up
friends with benefits
gnomeo and juliet
grownups
harry potter: sorcerer’stone
harry potter: chamber of secrets
harry potter: prisoner of azkaban
harry potter: goblet of fire
harry potter: order of the phoenix
harry potter: half-blood prince
harry potter: deathly hallows pt 1
harry potter: deathly hallows pt 2
hall pass
the hangover II
he’s just not that into you
horrible bosses
horton hears a who
how to train your dragon
inception
i love you beth cooper
i love you, man
immortals
insidious
john tucker must die
jumper
just my luck
a knights tale
the last song
little nicky
love and other drugs
the lovely bones
just go with it
marley & me
mean girls
mission impossible: ghost protocol
monster house
the notebook
no strings attached
pirates of caribbean: curse of black pearl
pirates of caribbean: dead mans chest
pirates of caribbean: at worlds end
pirates of caribbean: on strangers tides
ps, i love you
the proposal
role models
the roommate
silent hill
the sitter
shes the man
the smurfs
something borrowed
scott pilgrim vs the world
step up 3D
tangled
time travelers wife
tooth fairy
Twilight
Twilight: New Moon
Twilight: Eclipse
twilight: breaking dawn pt. 1
the ugly truth
valentine’s day
the vow (kinda crappy quality)
a walk to remember
when in rome
yes man
you got served
zombieland*message me if any links are broken. or want me to add/find movies to here :)
…i love you.
NEED THIS ON MY BLOG AGAIN
Omg I love you
